AU: Derek didn’t do anything wrong, okay?! He just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. And Chris Argent happened to be there too.
Okay, so maybe Derek didn’t have a good excuse for this one but he’ll manage. Somehow. Unless, of course, Sheriff Stilinski figures out Derek is dating Stiles (who just had to come by the station right now). If this happens, spending day or two in jail might be the smallest punishment. Unlike, let’s say, being shot by the Sheriff. It’s all Stiles fault - Derek wanted to be introduced as his boyfriend months ago. Preferably during the dinner at the Stilinskis’ house. Not at the freaking police station when he’s handcuffed to a bench. For something he didn’t do.
Derek hates his life.
"come on derek, don’t be like that. i accepted your little bargain didn’t i? your body for his. i have to say, it was a pretty generous offer considering i’d never be able to get into your mind undetected. but stiles…well he was an easy target, wasn’t he?"
Stiles, This Isn’t You