May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
fullmetal-dipshit:
the-nicest-asshole:
UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
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Watchstalkingdeerwithadeathfrisbee:
PRESS PLAY AND PLACE YOUR CURSOR ON IT
IT’S NOT EVEN A VIDEO HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK
Wanna know something I learnt?
julieftws:
thecarpenterwizard:
winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:
In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.
So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a...
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if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
Germany: that rough-looking kid that is actually kinda nice but no-one cares
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
rnoshcore:
giraffectionate:
the-girl-who-laughed:
pupbutt:
so a boob walks into a bra
So, I guess you can say that it was a booby trap.
Is that really the breast you can do?
i thought it was fantastit
blissfulcatharsis:
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
cas-wants-the-dean:
extractofinsanity:
wHAT IF YOU DO A HOVER FOR EVERY LETTER.
i lost it at the period
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
whereisoswaldo:
fishingboatproceeds:
baptised-in-vodka:
Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to.
Is it any good??
It’s okay.
“When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign...”
– Misha Collins, in an interview in 2009, in answer to the question “How did you make your Russian accent in 24 and CSI so believable?” (via othersideofthegalaxy)
#A lot of the time #I will sit and cry #because Misha Collins
(via marleequinn)
spaghettihos:
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spaghettihos:
my grandpa lost his glasses today
how eyeronic
i love eye humor
20/20 would recommend
i stole my grandpa’s glasses for this joke please love me
update: he gave me $20 for finding them
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
